ShitGifts is a collection of the weirdest and best DealExtreme products which are ideal for presents, gag gifts, and stocking stuffers.
Deal Extreme (dx.com) is an online store based in Hong Kong. At any one time, they have over 50,000+ products in stock. A lot of it is garbage. We wade through that garbage to bring you the best of DealExtreme! All prices are listed in USD, and include free shipping to anywhere in the world.
Shipping times are slow. Orders generally ship after a week or two, and then take at least another a week or two (or three) to arrive through the post. Around Christmas and Chinese New Year periods they have a large backlog of orders, so prepare to wait longer.hide
Make a clean getaway in a puff of smoke, just by rubbing your fingers together.Buy on DealExtreme
Slice a banana instantly! Also works with other banana-shaped food.Buy on DealExtreme
A sticky fake poo. Almost realistic, it just needs a little something extra...Buy on DealExtreme
Stone with teeth encourages you to save money by scaring your wallet into submission.Buy on DealExtreme
Whether you're a never-nude or you just like cutoffs, these are the ideal undergarment.Buy on DealExtreme
Give your iPhone 4/4S/5 a break after a long day of touching and prodding.Buy on DealExtreme
"Damn son, you lookin' straight up magical in that unicorn mask" - everyoneBuy on DealExtreme
Like a giant scratch-off lotto ticket to mark places you've graced with your presence.Buy on DealExtreme
Reusable silicone appendage to pee while you stand. Also great for guys on those extra cold nights.Buy on DealExtreme
Now you can literally run Gangnam Style into the ground with an RC helicopter.Buy on DealExtreme
Turn your crippling alcoholism into a competitive sport with this gold medal bottle opener!Buy on DealExtreme
Literally bottle up emotions by directing them into a silencer. Great for those lonely nights!Buy on DealExtreme
A subtle stress reliever for the discerning gentleman. Arrives pre-filled for your convenience.Buy on DealExtreme
One ring to rule them all, forged in the fires of Mordor a Chinese sweatshop.Buy on DealExtreme
What if this world is a dream? Pretty deep stuff for a site called Shit Gifts.Buy on DealExtreme
Hot beverages are serious business. Go knuckle deep in your morning coffee.Buy on DealExtreme
Whether your vampires glitter or kick ass, this silicone ice tray is A-Positive choice.Buy on DealExtreme
I want to play a game. It's called "Buy Unlicensed Movie Merchandise From China"Buy on DealExtreme
Drink hot beverages while practicing your trigger discipline with this ceramic gun mug.Buy on DealExtreme
A pair of gloves with LED fingertips, presumably so you can see what you're fingering.Buy on DealExtreme
Latex. Chinese product artist. Nightmares. Mix them all together and you get this!Buy on DealExtreme
Classy poo-shaped vase. Now available in glass— this will save me hours of cleanup!Buy on DealExtreme
"The call is coming from INSIDE the cheeseburger!!"
Spread happiness and adhesive residue with 810 smiling face stickers :)Buy on DealExtreme
Look like royalty while preventing dust from violating your headphone jack.Buy on DealExtreme
Ladies socks for each day. Imagine your shame when you inevitably mix up a day.Buy on DealExtreme
4 reflective stickers with Calvin pissing on the Dodge logo. Take that, Bin Lsaden!Buy on DealExtreme
12 adhesive mustaches, use them all at once to go completely incognito!Buy on DealExtreme
Store up to 400mL of lactate secretion in this classy and glassy milk carton.Buy on DealExtreme
Obscure your car's plates with the push of a button, turning that speeding fine into jail time!Buy on DealExtreme
This is the coolest duck-shaped baseball cap there is. Still remarkably uncool though.Buy on DealExtreme
Comes in a baby bottle, so presumably it's some sort of Chinese infant delicacy. Enjoy!Buy on DealExtreme
I'm a pro gamer, so I use a fresh one each roll.
"Mum, we're out of dice!"
I count so many bananas with this, they call me the Tally Man.Buy on DealExtreme