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Magic Finger Smoke

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Banana Slicer

4 stars
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Slice a banana instantly! Also works with other banana-shaped food.

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Fake Poop

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LOLWUT piggybank

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Jeans Underwear

5 stars
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Whether you're a never-nude or you just like cutoffs, these are the ideal undergarment.

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iPhone Couch

Give your iPhone 4/4S/5 a break after a long day of touching and prodding.

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Unicorn Mask

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Scratch Travel Poster

4 stars
from 1 review

Like a giant scratch-off lotto ticket to mark places you've graced with your presence.

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She Pee

4 stars
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Reusable silicone appendage to pee while you stand. Also great for guys on those extra cold nights.

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Psy Helicopter

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Gold Medal Drinking

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Silencer of Feels

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Stress Condom

4 stars
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A subtle stress reliever for the discerning gentleman. Arrives pre-filled for your convenience.

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My Precious

4 stars
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One ring to rule them all, forged in the fires of Mordor a Chinese sweatshop.

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Inception Totems

4 stars
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What if this world is a dream? Pretty deep stuff for a site called Shit Gifts.

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Brass Knuckles Mug

4 stars
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Hot beverages are serious business. Go knuckle deep in your morning coffee.

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Vampire Fang Ice Cubes

1 star
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Whether your vampires glitter or kick ass, this silicone ice tray is A-Positive choice.

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Saw Mask

4 stars
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I want to play a game. It's called "Buy Unlicensed Movie Merchandise From China"

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Pistol Mug

4 stars
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Drink hot beverages while practicing your trigger discipline with this ceramic gun mug.

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A Week of Underwear

Briefs for each day. Show them off to your friends, coworkers, and students! M, L, XL & XXL.

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LED Gloves

A pair of gloves with LED fingertips, presumably so you can see what you're fingering.

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Obama (?) Mask

Latex. Chinese product artist. Nightmares. Mix them all together and you get this!

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Poo Flower Vase

Classy poo-shaped vase. Now available in glass— this will save me hours of cleanup!

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Hamburger Phone

4 stars
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"The call is coming from INSIDE the cheeseburger!!"

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810 Smiley Stickers

5 stars
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Spread happiness and adhesive residue with 810 smiling face stickers :)

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Headphone Jewel

5 stars
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Look like royalty while preventing dust from violating your headphone jack.

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Socks of the Week

4 stars
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Ladies socks for each day. Imagine your shame when you inevitably mix up a day.

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Bin Lsaden Sticker

4 reflective stickers with Calvin pissing on the Dodge logo. Take that, Bin Lsaden!

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Fake Mustache Kit

4 stars
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12 adhesive mustaches, use them all at once to go completely incognito!

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Glass Milk Carton

4 stars
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Store up to 400mL of lactate secretion in this classy and glassy milk carton.

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License Plate Shutter

5 stars
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Obscure your car's plates with the push of a button, turning that speeding fine into jail time!

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Duck Hat

4 stars
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This is the coolest duck-shaped baseball cap there is. Still remarkably uncool though.

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Sea Monkey Kit

4 stars
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Comes in a baby bottle, so presumably it's some sort of Chinese infant delicacy. Enjoy!

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Pack of 50 Dice

4 stars
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I'm a pro gamer, so I use a fresh one each roll.
"Mum, we're out of dice!"

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Tally Counter

5 stars
from 25 reviews

I count so many bananas with this, they call me the Tally Man.

2012 BEST JOKE AWARD RECIPIENT

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